If you are on probation, wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet and you already have an active warrant in Baldwin County for a fraud charge. What do you do?
a) Lay low and fly straight?
b) Leave the country?
c) Tear off the monitoring bracelet, enter the Kajun Sportsman king mackerel tournament, win first place in the pro division, then when the guy who actually owns the boat reposses it, you try to pistol whip him on the highway to get your boat back?
If you are reading this story here you probably know how this turns out.
Wouldn't you know this glittering jewel of colossal ignorance is from my home state of Alabama. Yeaaa haaaww!
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