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Problems at the Hotel
Posted by Jack on Sunday, May 27, 2007 (CST)
Have you had any hotel problems lately?

The Warn-a-Brother T-Shirt
Posted by Jack on Sunday, May 27, 2007 (CST)
Warn a Brother - NGA PLZ

God's Thoughts on Lawn Care
Posted by Jack on Sunday, May 27, 2007 (CST)
Have you ever wondered what God thought about our "upkeep" of his garden? Here's one perspective God might take.

Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting
Posted by Jack on Monday, November 13, 2006 (CST)

Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which starts with less than a "4."


Navy Rules for Gun fighting:

1. Go to Sea

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee


 

What was this guy thinkng?
Posted by Jack on Friday, June 30, 2006 (CST)
If you are on probation, wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet and you already have an active warrant in Baldwin County for a fraud charge. What do you do? a) Lay low and fly straight? b) Leave the country? c) Tear off the monitoring bracelet, enter the Kajun Sportsman king mackerel tournament, win first place in the pro division, then when the guy who actually owns the boat reposses it, you try to pistol whip him on the highway to get your boat back? If you are reading this story here


 

Life is a constant struggle, full of frustrations and challenges but eventually you find a hairstyle you like.


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